My fellow americans .
Come to you today with my decision for
the 2016 elections. This decision is made with my fmily and friends
in accord.
Because I will not keep promises made.
Because I will not be able to save the
country from larger debt than we have now.
Because I would most likely lose my
temper and fire my staff.
Because I hav no idea what to do once
elected to office.
Becuase I would probably do more damage
to the economy and nation in the first year if not week than all the
past ten presidents combined
Because im honest enough to admit I
have no fucking clue what to do
Becuae my philosophy in negotiation is
“My way Or the Highway” school.becuase id probably try to lay the
wife of the president of France.
Because id probably order the invasion
of Phonixia because I wanted to drive the us milatary crazy trying
to figure out where phonixa is.
I will not seek any elected office in
this crazy nation in 2016. thank you.
Mark Parker
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