Saturday, June 20, 2015

I have decided for 20 16

My fellow americans .
Come to you today with my decision for the 2016 elections. This decision is made with my fmily and friends in accord.
Because I will not keep promises made.
Because I will not be able to save the country from larger debt than we have now.
Because I would most likely lose my temper and fire my staff.
Because I hav no idea what to do once elected to office.
Becuase I would probably do more damage to the economy and nation in the first year if not week than all the past ten presidents combined
Because im honest enough to admit I have no fucking clue what to do
Becuae my philosophy in negotiation is “My way Or the Highway” school.becuase id probably try to lay the wife of the president of France.
Because id probably order the invasion of Phonixia because I wanted to drive the us milatary crazy trying to figure out where phonixa is.
I will not seek any elected office in this crazy nation in 2016. thank you.
Mark Parker

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